Let’s have sex?

Charachters

Aashiq - sardar, skinny young boy.

Chela - Loser skinny boy with chasma

Lukha - middle aged, drunkard.

Baabu - Old man, about to die, suffers from various diseases.

Lalla - 17 years old, does nothing.

Shudh - young independent girl.

Harami - young independent boy.

Roy - young guy, introvert.

Chapter 1

Aashiq and chela

Aashiq and chela are on a terrace, chela is smoking.

They are watching dogs having sex.

Aashiq : why do they get stuck while having sex?

Chela : I don't know, maybe humans also do.

Aashiq : in a way, but not like this.

Chela : what do you mean?

Aashiq : you won't know you are just 15!

Chela: So are you!

Aashiql; i’ve had sex!

Chela : with whom? Kafirana ?

Aashiq: yeah, you know it's not like porn, it's better.

Chela: tell me more

Aashiq take out his dick

Chela: woah thats a big one!

Aashiq : yeah, sardars have big dicks, bigger than jains for sure.

You know how much she screamed when i fucked her

Chela: oh wow!

Aashiq puts his dick back.

Aashiq : Come i’ll show you something

They climb down the thin stairs. Reach to a bike and take out petrol in a bottle. Then they walk towards the dogs and pour the petrol on their sexual parts. Dogs scream and run away.

Aashiq : that is not how sex feels, that is how love feels.

Chapter 2

Lukha

Lukha drinking at a bar. Frames of him drinking, smoking and eating peanuts.

Talking to the camera

You know i love bars

They are so real. Not like restaurants where the waiter is ready to suck your cock. Here the waiters are real.

Lukha : aye waiter!

Waiter : fuck off lukhaa sala!

Lukha : see absolutely real.

Nobody has to pretend here, it's like everyone is out of their masks finally. And there is a place for everyone, rich, poor, kids,couples, kid couples everyone. Bar is the perfect example of democracy. Although democracy is the perfect example of planned dictatorship. Not everyone enjoys dictatorship. Imagine a poet like Zafar was forced to be a king. Being a king is lovely, people say all kinds of things about Aurangzeb, that he was a bad ruthless king. I mean come on, who will be nice as a king. You can do whatever you want, being nice is the last thing you want to be, right!

Waiter : aye lukha, bar is getting closed fuck off now!

Lukha : and like this every democracy has an end!

Chapter 3

Baabu and Lalla

Baabu sitting on a bed

Baabu : Somebody listen, listen somebody!

He sits for a while nobody comes.

After a few frames a boy comes.

Baabu : lalla, get me dressed i have to go to work.

Lalla : You have been retired for 20 years now, dumbfuck.

Baabu : Don't be late, i have to pay your fees.

Lalla comes closer, puts his hand on baabu’s mouth and pinches his nipples, baabu screams and lalla runs away.

A cat is sitting and looking at everything from the mirror.

Chapter 4

Shudh and Harami

Shudh and harami having sex

A few frames of sex.

Shudh getting dressed, harami smoking.

Harami : why do we always have to do anal?

Shudh : because we like it!

Harami : why cant i fuck you in the pussy for once.

Shudh : because i have to be virgin for my marriage, i have told you so many times.

Harami : what nonsense is that!

Shudh : easy for you to say you are not a woman!

Harami : it's 2020, nobody cares about virginity!

Shudh : again, you are not a woman!

Harami: oh come on, how will someone know.

Shudh : don't eat my brain, i am getting late, i have to be home and give tuitions also.

Chapter 5

Roy

Roy is laying down needles on a bed.

Flashback to his bachpan

He is a kid and crying while a doctor puts a syringe in his butt.

Cut shot back to today. He takes off his clothes and lies down on the bed of needle, blood coming out of him, he gets an erection and starts moaning.

Cut to

Aashiq and chela hear moaning

Chela : what is that?

Aashiq : its sex

Chela : are you sure

Aashiq : i know, i’ve had sex

Chela: Come, lets see.

They both run towards the house.

Chapter 6

Death

Baabu is sitting on a wheel chair and Lalla arrives on his cycle.

Lalla : baabu whatsup?

Baabu : please take me to the toilet.

Lalla : awwww, susu?

Baabu : please i can’t hold it too long.

Lalla : then let's just do it here.

Lalla takes off baabu’s pyjama and starts ticking his penis

Baabu : arre arre lalla, let your father come, i’ll tell him everything

Lalla throws baabu on the ground and starts kicking him.

My father has been dead for years. He died because of you, you old piece of shit, you son die and you keep crapping your fucking pants. He keeps kicking and then goes inside.

Chapter 7

Media

Aashiq and chela climb up a tree and see roy shagging on a needle bed.

Chela : oh bhai, wtf is this!

Aashiq : sshhh

Aashiq takes out his phone and starts recording a video.

After a few frames.

Aashiq calls someone

Aashiq : hello, most viewed useless news channel?

Other side : yes, speaking!

Aashiq : I have some footage and I need a lotttt of money for that.

Aashiq smiles

Chapter 8

Truth

Shudh is crying

Harami : will you tell me what happened?

Shudh : baba has fixed my marriage.

Harami : what, you did not tell him about me?

Shudh : i told you it can’t happen, you are poor.

Harami : then why the fuck are you crying?

Shudh : because i love you

Harami : ohh fuck off you whore!

Shudh : don't talk to me like that you ass!

Harami : that's what you are a whore! Whore ! raand ! raand!

Shudh gets up and slaps him

Fucking idiot, she starts walking away.

Harami gets her and slaps her and throws her on the floor.

They start kissing, he takes off her pants. And hold her hands with his hands. And then he starts to rape her.

Shudh keeps screaming.

Not in the pussy, pleaseeee

Not in the pussssysyyyyyy

Pleasseeeeeee

Chapter 9

Conscience

Lukha on the tv

We have just received a video tape of this evil maniac

He is calling the demon by offering his blood to the god of enemies. He is also conducting a sexual crime by satisfying himself. Should he be hanged or should he be sent to the neighbouring nation. We will conduct a poll on this and we have guests from all over the country to debate this topic. I will see you shortly after this break sponsored by the government sex capsule. Stop masturbating now!

He gets up and picks his coat

A girl : where are you going?

Lukha : fuck this shit! I need a drink!

Chapter 10

Life

Frames of Baabu slowly getting up and trying to sit on the wheel chair, but could not do it.

Starts crying lying on the floor.

Baabu : lalla, lalla. Come here!

I’ve to go to the office, get me dressed.

Lallaaa!

The cat comes and starts licking Baabu’s head.

Fin